Textual Adventures I would almost never vote so high for this.
The graphics sucked, I'll admit this, but the humor, and the way you didn't sharply foreshadow it, made this hilarious. I thought, here we go, some crappy joke about an ace in the hole when he said card, but you gave me a pleasant surprise, and a good laugh. So congratulations, you got a good score with half-decent sound and crappy graphics. I applaud you.